I just read, by recommendation from a friend, Rhead’s confessions, which were pretty much hilarious. I guess I’ll forgive him for being a Mitt Romney fan. So anyhoo, I thought I’d give it a go too.

1. I cannot bake. No matter what, it either turns out burnt, too flat, too poofy, too dense, the wrong color, or the wrong taste. I have accepted it and I have moved on.

2. I give my 2yo candy to stop his velociraptor-esque screaming.

3. People bug me. Strangers mostly. I know, how charitable of me. But seriously, I’m pretty sure I have the most flexible eye muscles in history because I roll my eyes a gajillion times a day.

4. I never change my Harry Potter quote of the day. It’s more like the Harry Potter quote of the month.