When it comes to food, Seth (4) is hard-core. This morning we were going to pick up Catherine at school. I brought a few fruit leathers for the kids to eat in the car, but I made the fatal error of not bringing all of the same flavor. I only brought one Apricot. I asked the boys which they wanted and Joseph (2) chose Apricot first. Seth didn’t want Grape or Strawberry. He only wanted Apricot.
The following conversation insued:
Seth: “I wanted Apricooooooottttt!!!!!!!”
Me: “I only had one and Joseph picked it first, Seth. I have more at the house; you can have one when we get home.”
Seth: “I don’t want to get one at home, I want one noooooowwwwww! I wish Joseph didn’t have one. (pause) I wish we didn’t have Joseph anymore. I want to take him back to the baby store.”
Me: “You want to take him back to the what?
Seth: “The baby store!”
Me: “Who would take him?” (Thinking, who would take him into their family)
Seth: “We would!!” (Meaning we would take him back to the store)
Me: “Who would buy him?”
*very long pause* (In fact, I thought he had decided to ignore the question)
Seth: “Aunt Naomi”
I’ll give him this: He has it all thought out. Last week he told me that he didn’t want baby Juliet anymore because I had refused to give him any of her juice. The kid is serious about his food choices.